Morning Mirror Edition 123 - 31/ 1/ 2005




ROY BENNET IS STILL IN JAIL !!

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In this edition

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SNAIL PATROL


SNAIL PATROL

It was all the Hammerkops' fault.....

This infestation of creatures in my garden.

I mean they had to eat didn't they, they resided with us for over two years and we needed to assure a regular food supply so that they did not get shot by our next door neighbour. (He had no sense of humour, every time they paid his Koi pond a courtesy visit, he would run around with a broomstick yelling blue murder and then he threatened to find his old 12 bore to deal with our visitors.

Hammer and Kop were their names. Hammer was larger but Kop undoubtedly wore the pants. They built their massive nest in our massive tree all day every day for two years. The garden was a real mess, sticks and stones everywhere, pieces of fabric, a child's sock, they even liked to find faeces with which to cement the nest together, and in garden housing a Great Dane, a Pointer , a Jack Russell and a Toy Pom, faeces were not hard to find !!

Our loyal horticulturist shook his head menacingly, muttering all the while under his breath, that they were nothing but bad luck but would dutifully lay out twigs, reeds and debris for them with which they could furnish their home.

Catering for their food requirements was another story, we purchased a pond and a series of gold fish and guppies. We enticed some of the noisy toads from the next door Koi Pond, and we harvested snails as an extra delicacy for them.

And so their survival was assured, they had building materials, copious food and the dogs were trained to ignore them, everything a breeding pair of Hammerkops could ask for but.....

They one day suddenly and unexpectedly decided life in idyllic suburbia was not too their liking, and left for greener pastures who knows where.

Leaving me with a garden full of snails, a pool full of noisy bullfrogs and a pond full of hundreds of hungry guppies !!

And so now the family knows its duties, its a full-on Snail Patrol every early morning , and its the battle of the bullfrogs every evening. Every evening our Loyal Horticulturist valiantly catches the indignant bullfrogs, puts them in a box and patiently transports them down to the Strench Trench (our affectionate term for the Matsheumhlope River !!) on the back of his bike in a box.

(Every morning I am sure they hop determinedly back up the road to our pond !!)

Every morning at the crack of dawn we assemble for snail patrol, but they do not get treated as gently as the frogs I am afraid. !!

As for the guppies, well, what can I say ? Anyone need guppies ?



I hear the wind across the plain
A sound so strong - that calls my name
It's wild like the river - it's warm like the sun
Ya it's here - this is where I belong

Under the starry skies - where eagles have flown
This place is paradise - it's the place I call home
The moon on the mountains
The whisper through the trees
The waves on the water
Let nothing come between this and me

Cuz everything I want - is everything that's here
And when when we're all together - there's nothing to fear
And wherever I wander - the one thing I've learned
It's to here - I will always....always return

JOHN DENVER


CONGRATULATIONS



CONGRATULATIONS

TONY AND BRIDGET DE CAILA ARE THRILLED TO ANNOUNCE THE ENGAGEMENT OF THEIR DAUGHTER CHANTELLE TO GRANT SON OF COLLEEN AND RUSSELL PUMFREY


CONDOLENCES

With Deepest Sympathy to the families of the following




FUNERAL NOTICES




ROSEMARY MONCRIEFF

Passed away peacefully on 30/01/05

Funeral at Hillside Presbyterian Church at 3pm on Thursday 3/2/05. I dont know how many people still remember her from the Theatre Club but It would be great to see some of them at the service.
She became very restricted in her movement in the last few months,and she had a fall on Friday night which resulted in a possible broken hip and was admitted to the Bulawayo Central Hospital where she passed awat on Sunday morning.
BRENDA PARTINGTON


TIDBITS


"History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives."

- Abba Eban -


"Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful,

committed people can change the world.

Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has."

- Margaret Mead (1901-78) -


"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave, with the intention of
arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to
skid in sideways, champagne in one hand - strawberries in the other,
body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!!"




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