MORNING MIRROR EDITION 127 27 FEBRUARY 2005 MORNING MIRROR WEB-SITE http://www.morningmirror.africanherd.com Virex check completed PLEASE NOTE THAT THE MIRROR CAN ONLY DEAL WITH E MAIL QUERIES, PLEASE DO NOT PHONE IN YOUR ADVERTS AND QUERIES... ONLY E MAILS WILL BE CONSIDERED. +++++++++ "ADVERTISERS !! PLEASE MAKE A DONATION FOR YOUR ADVERT PLEASE MAKE A CHEQUE TO "DATVEST" AND LET ME KNOW AT "magskriel@mac.com" A fund has been established at Datvest to assist pensioners with their medical needs. For further information contact magskriel@mac.com. Donations to Edith Duly Nursing Home are also most welcome. Edith Duly has several "Special" patients who a afforded a large amount of assistance with their monthly costs. ADVERTISERS -- THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR YOUR DONATIONS !! ++++++++ ROY BENNET IS STILL IN JAIL !! Visit: www.freeroybennett.com Email: info@freeroybennett.com +++++++ IN THIS EDITION 1 THE NEW BULAWAYO C.B.D.!! 2 SMALLS - NOTICES 3 MISCELLANEOUS FOR SALE 4 THOUGHTS 5 CONGRATULATIONS 6 CONDOLENCES 7 TIDBITS ++++++++++ THE C.B.D. OF BULAWAYO HAS MOVED .... no longer does one buy ones furniture at Meikles, ones lingerie at Haddon and Sly and ones school uniforms at Sanders !! Oh no, the Central Business District of Bulawayo has definitely moved away from what we once knew as the centre of the City of Kings. If you need a recharge card for your cell phone you will find a willing seller sitting patiently at every robot, every intersection, every cross roads in the city. One on each corner diagonally facing the talk hungry passengers in the vehicles, which hoot for attention, and then the nimble footed seller winds his was hazardously to sell you a card , in just the right amount of time it takes for the traffic light to change (or who cares if it takes longer !!) Oh by the way, a traffic light is called a robot in Zimbabwe !! Now if you do not have a cell phone (mobile phone) you can find a phone shop just about anywhere, phone booths are a thing of the past, cos someone stole the phone !! I think the most ingenious phone company I have ever seen is the one right outside the Posts and Telecommunications Building in Bulawayo. There in the middle of the pavement (sidewalk) is a table, an umbrella and an array of bright blue telephones !! Manned by a lady who takes your money, times you with a stop watch, and it does not take a genius to see that the wires are cunningly concealed under the tablecloth and lead their way into the storm drain and most possibly into the Posts and Telecommunications mainframe phone system !! Now if you need flowers forget the once famous Joan the Florist or Wright's Florist, they no longer exist, BUT the City Hall flower sellers are doing a roaring trade. They no longer sell just those loose flowers in colourful plastic buckets, they have become very talented florists in their own right. You can buy anything from your entire wedding floral requirements including the brides bouquet, to a funeral wreath, an upright arrangement featuring proteas, gypsophila and a magnificent array of flowers, to a very tastefully done Valentine's posy with cellophane and satin ribbon !! Morrison's and Zippers Dress Shops of course no longer exist where one can buy that special imported outfit, but there is always the Bend Over Bazaar out side the City Revenue Hall. Imported outfits abound here, imported from China, Botswana and Swaziland !! You need a good strong back here because you need to bend over and examine the goods which are lying on the pavement on a polypropylene sack !! But you can get some good bargains here they tell me and the vendors are lovely people... And if you need to try the garment on .... no problem ... off the vendors' backs come the babies... dumped unceremoniously on the floor and the towels used to tie baby on back, are smilingly held in a neat square while you undress, in the middle of the market square, accompanied by a great deal of appreciative clucking, nodding and squeals of delight at how nice one looks in ones new garment!!! An Hairdo is also hard to find these days unless you make an appointment with Mark at least six weeks in advance !! But if you stop off outside the Renkini Bus Station or outside any suburban shopping centre, you can have your hair braided beautifully (if you have about seven hours of spare time) or if your hair is too short, you can have long extensions carefully woven into your existing locks !! Right on the sidewalk in the nice open fresh air too, sitting comfortably on a wooden crate. Broken a heel on your shoe ? Well don't worry about trekking lopsidedly all the way to Jivans or Jacobs, there is bound to be a shoe repairer in your neighbourhood, probably sitting right outside your garden, with his various stiletto heels or pieces of leather from which to cut you a whole new sole !! If you are looking for fuel, don't be daft and expect to find it at the more traditional garages (service stations) like Dulys and Thelwalls, pop into the alley behind any garage and there is bound to be an enterprising fellow with a 44 gallon drum and a hose pipe !! And the piece de resistance, if you need bird seed, veggies, millet, sorghum, dried bean, macimbi (mopani worms), solar panels, ghetto blasters, anything electrical smuggled (oh sorry I mean "Brought in") from Botswana, in fact dried or fresh anything at all, the colourful, bustling, noisy vendor markets in Fife Street and Fifth Avenue are your very best bet. Bulawayo is indeed Beautiful. ++++++++++ NOTICES BULAWAYO ANTI HI-JACK TRUST WILL BE HOLDING A FUN AND FUND-RAISING GOLF DAY AT COUNTRY CLUB ON SATURDAY, MARCH 12. AN AFTERNOON OF SERIOUS GOLF FOLLOWED BY AN EVENING OF SERIOUS FUN! COURTESY OF THE COURSE! LOTS OF PRIZES! FUN AUCTION AND QUIK-QUIZ! SING-'N-HOWL-ALONG-MUSICAL-HOUR! MUSIC & DANCING THEREAFTER! GREAT BAR MENU AVAILABLE! ALL MEMBERS, PLAYERS AND GUESTS ARE INVITED! (Funds will be used to help people-in-need (mostly pensioners) with basics during the initial trauma period after suffering a hi-jack or serious burglary). ++++++ GRILLO’S RESTAURANT AND COFFEE SHOP OPENING 1ST WEEK OF MARCH 2005 (PREVIOUSLY MONKEY GRILL) TRY THE NEW MENU OUT MARCH MADNESS FAIR ON THE LAWNS 5TH MARCH 2005 STARTING AT 12 NOON. STALL BOOKINGS THROUGH MANDY ON 091-601 989 OR AT GRILLO’S ON 880494 ALL PROCEEDS TO ISLAND HOSPICE. +++++++ NOTICES Girls’ College presents ... COLOURS OF THE RAINBOW An explosive evening of food, fashion, jazz and art - Nibble on delicious refreshments and mellow out to the sounds of jazz under the trees - Meander through innovative artworks in the foyer - Rock to the beat with elegant, creative, wild and funky fashions Saturday 5 March 2005 Robert Sibson Hall 6.30pm Tickets for $70,000 (includes snacks/cash bar) available from Girls’ College Payment Office Phone 258118 +++++++ MR FIXIT NEEDED EDITH DULY NURSING HOME NEEDS A KIND PERSON TO UNDERTAKE ALL OUR LITTLE ODD JOBS FOR EXAMPLE ... LOOSE DOOR HANDLES ....FIXING BROKEN CHAIRS ETC. IS THERE ANYONE WHO WOULD LIKE TO EARN A FEW BOB WHO HAS TEHE TIME TO HELP OUT ? email - magskriel@mac.com +++++++++ PENSIONERS CHRISTMAS CONTRIBUTIONS A huge thankyou to all who rallied round and helped out in some way. The project was a great success. We have decided to keep the collection box at the River Farm Stall so if you have any clothing, bedding, food and magazines please drop them off at the Stall. Wendy ++++++++ Please dont give up. Please check to see if you can vote. Please vote if you can. We need your vote, even if you are in Brisbane, Waiki, Vancouver, London or where ever. It is the indomitable spirit of our people that has made us survive so far. Help us to make the changes we so badly need to make Zimbabwe a country we all want to live in and bring our children up in. It does not matter what colour, race or tribal affiliation we have. We are Zimbabweans. Vote so that we can move forward. Its just Simply, simply, simply .......so important to us all. ++++++++++ THE PIONEERS SOCIETY 130A Jason Moyo Street Telephone 65367 P.O. Box 100 Bulawayo Anne’s Home 296613 Bulawayo Email pioneers@gatorzw.com FUNCTIONS 2005 PLEASE DIARISE AND PASS THIS INFORMATION ON TO AS MANY MEMBERS AS POSSIBLE PLEASE SUPPORT YOUR SOCIETY BY ATTENDING AS MANY FUNCTIONS AS POSSIBLE (preferably all of them) THE MATABELELAND ANNUAL GENERAL MEETING Will be held in the grounds of The Church of Ascension (IF IT RAINS WE CAN GO INTO THE HALL) commencing at approx 11am on SATURDAY 26th FEBRUARY 2005 and followed by lunch. Members should please BRING ALL THEIR OWN FOOD AND DRINKS. (Braai facilities will be available) as well as their own utensils ie plates, cutlery, glasses/mugs etc. It will not be necessary to bring your own tables or chairs as these will be available. A provisional date of SATURDAY 16th APRIL 2005 has been set for the Council Meeting / A G M to be held in Mutare this year, details to be advised. Please will anyone wishing to attend and requiring accommodation please contact Anne AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. There will be a braai lunch on SATURDAY 21ST MAY 2005 this will be at the home of Hal and Wendy McCay (9 Annabel Road, Eloana) again braai facilities will be available but members must please BRING THEIR OWN FOOD / DRINKS, utensils, chairs and tables etc The Society will try to arrange a weekend outing to Fort Tuli over the long weekend from SATURDAY 6th to Tuesday 9th AUGUST 2005. again no details available yet, but will interested members please contact Anne AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. There will be an afternoon Tea Party On SATURDAY 17th September 2005 commencing at 3.30pm in the garden of The Church of Ascension Ladies and GENTLEMEN members welcome. PLEASE BRING A PLATE OF EATS. If you have any queries or need help with transport In order to attend a function please contact Anne. +++++++ WALK FOR HEALTH FOR HOSPICE Come to the ASCOT RACE COURSE on THURSDAYS AT 4PM to 6PM and WALK For Your Health while you help to raise funds for BULAWAYO ISLAND HOSPICE SERVICE. Bring and Walk with your Friends Walk in safety while you walk for fun and fitness on a 3KM circuit around the ASCOT TRACK Cost $500 per session $200 pensions/children per session Entry at the MAIN GATE WE STILL HAVE SOME CALENDARS ON SALE THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT ++++++++ BRIDGE LESSONS The Bridge Club is offering Bridge lessons, starting on Saturday 5th March at 10 a.m. The Course of 12 lessons will cost $100.000 (one hundred thousand) per person. This includes a set of notes and six months free membership of the Bridge Club. The lessons will be held at the Bridge Club in Cecil Avenue Those interested please contact Andy Hope at andghope@softhome.net Or phone 245124, afternoons only, or just pitch up on the 5th ++++++++++++ THANK YOU SO MUCH TO THE FOLK WHO RESPONDED TO OUR PLEA FOR THE BULAWAYO RESIDENT WITH THE BRAIN TUMOUR, THANK YOU JOE, THANK YOU ANGELA, THANK YOU THE DUGS, THANK YOU BARRY AND A, THANK YOU GREG - GOD BLESS YOU ALL. ++++++++++ THANK YOU ALSO TO THE KIND BENEFACTOR WHO GAVE CORONATION COTTAGES A DUPLICATING MACHINE !! ++++++++++ Next meeting of the BULAWAYO FLORAL GROUP will be on Wednesday 2nd March 2005 at the Church of Ascension Hall at 2.30pm. The demonstrator will be Molly Marshall. Titles for exhibitors arrangements are "Fun with Foliage" and "A Vertical" Entrance fee is $500 and tea & coffee will be served after the demonstration. Visitors most welcome. ++++++++ FOR SALE For sale;- 1 x 3310 cell phone, as new with charger and two phone covers.. $1 million 2 x single beds with mattresses and duvets, with wooden head and foot boards. $1.2 million each complete. 1 x chest of draws- white painted pine,4 draws $500,000.00 1 x bookshelf, white painted pine $300,000.00 Contact;- 091 348 548 ++++++++ CHITRINS COFFEE SHOP IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR AN EXCELLENT CUP OF COFFEE, FILTER, ESPRESSO OR CAPPUCCINO, TRY CHITRIN'S COFFEE SHOP. THEY ALSO SERVE AN DELICIOUS CIABATTA, GREAT PIES AND SENSATIONAL TOASTED SANDWICHES AS WELL AS THE FAMOUS QUEEN ELIZABETH CAKE !! AND THATS NOT ALL TRUST ME.....THEY HAVE A DVD HIRE SERVICE AND CHITRIN'S IS THE FRIENDLIEST PLACE TO SHOP IN THE ENTIRE CITY !! +++++++++ FOR SALE;- MILITARY MARINE 8X30 SAFARI BINOCULARS MADE BY STEINER GERMANY, INCLUDING LEATHER CASE, PRACTICALLY NEW- EXCELLENT CONDITION- HARDLY USED $1,800,000.00 Contact Beryl 011 217632 +++++ Domestic worker needed Anyone leaving and looking for employment for your domestic. I'm urgently looking for a female Domestic/Cook, about 35-45. Must be honest, reliable and initiative. Please contact me (Eileen) at this email address or Telephone 242659 or Cell 011 605 202 ++++++ MRS. PAT MITCHELL WOULD LIKE TO THANK ALL THOSE THAT RESPONDED TO HER ADVERT FOR CAKES, COOKIES AND POPCORN. NEW ORDERS MOST WELCOME - PHONE 68848. ++++++++++++++ BRASS MONKEY PUB AND RESTAURANT REOPENS 5TH MARCH 2005 WITH A BEERFEST DJ WITCHDOKTA PLAYING LATE STARTING 12 NOON SUPER 12 RUGBY GAMES ON THAT DAY Highlanders vs Stormers Crusaders vs Chiefs Sharks vs Waratahs Cats vs Hurricanes. ++++ FOR SALE : UPRIGHT PIANO IN GOOD CONDITION. HAS BEEN CHECKED OUT BY AN EXPERT. CONTACT : bubbles@mweb.co.zw ++++++++++ WE NEED TO BUY A BUSINESS IN BULAWAYO ACTIVE ENERGETIC COUPLE, EXCELLENT SELLING SKILLS, GREAT WITH PEOPLE, NOT AFRAID OF HARD WORK !! WE NEED A BUSINESS TO BUY. email _ traceymark@gatorzw.com +++++++++++++ Urgently require good reliable domestic/childminder Please contact me at D'Aguiar Tyre Services 60506-9. General Housekeeping, Servants quarters available Children of ages 10, 8, 5, 4. ++++++ Gweru Baptist Church (tel. 054-23085 Tuesday to Friday mornings; 28022, Pastor Taylor at home) are looking for an electric lawn-mower to buy (new or second-hand in very good condition). We can also be contacted by email: Church: gbc@mango.zw Pastor Taylor: rogant@mweb.co.zw ===== WANTED: BOOKKEEPER TO BALANCE SHEET. Must have sound knowledge of PASTEL 4 and EXCEL. Duties include: Salaries, wages & all returns (but not a large staff) Creditors Stock Control General Ledger Accounts VAT Administration & Returns. Contact: The Bulawayo Club Telephone: 64868 Email: byoclub@gatorzw.com WANTED: GENERAL OFFICE WORKER Must have knowledge of PASTEL, EXCEL and EMAIL. Some secretarial duties as well. Contact: The Bulawayo Club Telephone: 64868 Email: byoclub@gatorzw.com ++++++++++ Mature, presentable, outgoing woman looking for P.A./Secretarial position or similar. Open to new ideas. People person. Computer literate, experienced in Word, Publisher, Coral Draw, Word Pro and others and enjoys graphics, flyers, bulletins, e-mail, scanning etc. Available immediately. Yvonne Tel. 011 613 457. +++ I HAVE 15 INCH NEW LOW PROFILE TYRES AND TSW ALLOY MAG RIMS WHICH I NEED TO SWOP FOR SOMETHING SIMILAR IN 17 INCH. THE VEHICLE IS A TOYOTA COROLLA PLEASE CALL ME ON 286194 OR 091 266476 +++ CELL PHONE USERS ARE YOU SATISFIED WITH THE SERVICE WE ARE PAYING FOR FROM EITHER ECONET OR OTHER NETWORK PROVIDERS? WELL, I AM AN ECONET SUBSCRIBER ON CONTRACT (FOR SEVEN YEARS NOW) AND I THINK THE SERVICE, I PAY TOP DOLLAR FOR IS APPALLING. IT DETERIORATES AS THE HOURS TURN INTO DAYS, THE DAYS INTO WEEKS AND THE WEEKS TO MONTHS. RECENTLY, LATE EVENING, I TRIED (LUCKILY NOT IN AN EMERGENCY) I THEN TRIED PHONING MY HUSBAND WHO WAS RIGHT NEXT TO ME (ALSO AN ECONET CONTRACT SUBSCRIBER) AND HIS PHONE WAS NOT REACHABLE, I THEN DIALLED THE 112 LINE BUT TO NO AVAIL. I MUST ADD HERE WE BOTH HAD FULL SIGNAL!! THE SMS FACILITY AND THE TRYING TO GET THROUGH TO OTHER NUMBERS I.E. NETONE OR 023 IS ALSO, MOST OF THE TIME TOTALLY FRUSTRATING. CALLING THE CUSTOMER CARE NUMBER, LEAVES YOU MORE SPEECHLESS AND MORE FRUSTRATED WITH THE UNBELIEVABLY FEEBLE EXCUSES OFFERED. CALLING THE ECONET OFFICES IS NO BETTER IN MY EXPERIENCE. BUT THE ACCOUNTS ARRIVE PROMPTLY AND WE ALL PAY ON TIME OR ELSE. CELL PHONE USERS LETS GET IDEAS TOGETHER AND APPROACH THESE SERVICE PROVIDERS FOR AN IMPROVED SERVICE. WHAT ABOUT ARRANGE TO MEET AT THE PROVIDERS OFFICES AT A PRE-ARRANGED TIME AND CALL IN THE CHRONICLE PHOTOGRAPHERS TO DO AN ARTICLE ON THE WHOLE ISSUE. SIGNED.... FED UP WITH POOR SERVICE ++++++ HOMECARE NURSING SERVICES If you need wound dressings, elderly care, blood pressure checks etc We are registered with the medical Aids. Enquire for more details. Phone Sisters below Dot Page (SRN) OR Lyn Elkington (SRN SEM) H- 242704 H-241867 C- 091389191 +++ HOUSE NEEDED We are looking for a 3 - 4 bedroomed, 2 bathroom (pref. M.E.S) in safe secure area, to rent. We are a mature family of three and are careful tenants. Would prefer the property to be walled and gated as we have pets, and would require a fair amount of outside, lock up storage and double servants quarters. Please contact Maxine Steffen on 011 615571 or e-mail umkombo@m.web.co.zw. Thank you. +++++ WANTED Bantum, Champ, B1600 or Pickup of any kind needed urgently. Please contact Karen on 04-446683 - 011 408 907 or karend@mweb.co.zw With thanks. +++++++++ CANDLECRAFT Candle manufacture for any occasion! Need help with your wedding or special function? We are able to match colours and themes and help with your guest gifts. Stands available for hire too. Contact us on 04-446683 - 011 408 907 - karend@mweb.co.zw +++++ FOR SALE. ELECTRONIC KEYBOARD YAMAHA $1,5MILLION TUMBLE DRIER DEFY $2,5 MILLION SEWING MACHINE SINGER $4 MILLION PHONE 011-713 714 OR 09-65848 ++++++ BEAUTIFUL HOME FOR SALE IN BURNSIDE BULAWAYO. SUITABLE FOR SOMEONE WANTING TO START A LODGE OR B&B. 2.1 ACRES ON CIRCULAR DRIVE. TWO HOMES ON THIS PROPERTY. FIRST:- BEAUTIFUL UNIQUE GRANITE UNDER THATCH. 1 LARGE LOUNGE/DINING ROOM WITH JETMASTER FIREPLACE. SECOND LOUNGE/ENTERTAINMENT/POOLROOM WITH FIREPLACE. THREE BEDROOMS ALL WITH BIC'S AND TWO WITH EN-SUITE BATHROOMS. ONE SEPARATE BATHROOM AND TOILET. ONE OFFICE/TV ROOM WITH PARQUET FLOOR ATTACHED TO MASTER BEDROOM. ONE ROOM COTTAGE ATTACHED TO HOUSE WITH SHOWER AND TOILET AND OWN ENTRANCE. BIG KITCHEN WITH PLENTY OF CUPBOARDS WITH TERRAZZO TOPS. HOME IS TILED THROUGHOUT. SECOND:- DOUBLE STOREY QUAINT BRICK HOUSE UNDER THATCH. MASTER BEDROOM UPSTAIRS WITH EN SUITE SHOWER AND TOILET. DOWNSTAIRS LOUNGE WITH FIREPLACE. OPEN PLAN KITCHEN. TWO BEDROOMS AND ONE BATHROOM WITH TOILET. SERVANTS QUARTER WITH SHOWER AND TOILET. GARDEN:- 2 625 SQ M FRONT GARDEN. FULLY LAWNED WITH FIG TREE AND MANY EVERGREENS. E.G. NATAL MAHOGANY AND MANGO. SWIMMING POOL. THATCHED ENTERTAINMENT AREA WITH TEAK TOP BAR AND JACUZZI. GRANITE BRAAI AREA. TOILET AND BASIN. LARGE FISHPOND WELL STOCKED WITH BREAM, KIDS LOVE COMING FOR A VISIT AND GOING FISHING. BIRD AVIARY. CONCRETE ALL WEATHER TENNIS COURT AND SAUNA ROOM. 110M BOREHOLE YIELDING 1 200L. BACKYARD:- 5 X SERVANT QUARTERS WITH SHOWER AND TOILET. 3 LARGE STOREROOMS. DOUBLE CARPORT ATTACHED TO TOOL ROOM. LAUNDRY ROOM. 3 CAR PORTS SEPARATE. LARGE OUTSIDE THATCHED OFFICE. ONE ROOM WITH SHOWER AND TOILET. ART ROOM AND SEWING ROOM CREATING LAWNED COURTYARD BEHIND SECOND LOUNGE. SECURITY:- PROPERTY IS WALLED AND GATED WITH ELECTRIC FENCE AND SECURITY LIGHTS. OFFERS OVER 1 BILLION WILL BE CONSIDERED. FOR VIEWING CALL BULAWAYO 243109, CELL:- 091-221320 OR 091-268552. ++++++ For Sale 6 Seater Oak/Draylon Lounge Suite & Two Foot Stools 4 Occasional Draylon Lounge Chairs 5 Piece Oak Coffee Tables 2 Oak Tea Trolleys 11 Piece Oak Dinning Room Suite (As New) 1 Book Case 3 Chests of Drawers Kitchen Table & 4 Chairs Large Melamine Grocery Cupboard Aiwa 3 CD Changer with Double Tape Deck JVC Front Loader CD Player with VIBE CBR 10 Sub Woofer & 2 6 x 9 240 watt Pioneer Speakers Telephone: 011 615 070 or 242415 +++++++ Experienced secretary / Pa, Dictaphone, computer literate - word / excel, legal seeks good position in Bulawayo. Contact : Charlotte Thomas Telephone: 472981 (h) +++++ Classic Collectors Item for Sale 1965 Ford Galaxy V8 Automatic. Approx 98,000 miles, new radiator, new power steering pump, new water pump, automatic gear box recently overhauled, needs attention to exhaust but stainless steel tail pipe supplied, engine in good running order, body needs attention, original leather upholstery but front seats need attention (back seats good). Vehicle in Harare, phone (04) 747151 +++ KNITTING MACHINE FOR SALE. EMPISAL KNITMASTER 600/700 CARDOMATIC WITH RIBBER, INTARSIA CARRIAGE, LACE CARRIAGE, COLOUR CHANGER, AND KNITRADAR. WITH PUNCH CARDS. EXCELLENT CONDITION. ALSO LOTS OF PATTERN BOOKS AND KNITTING MAGAZINES PLUS WOOL. SELLING THE LOT. IF INTEREST GIVE ME A CALL PHONE 60153, CELL 091-322682 OR EMAIL lambros@netconnect..co.zw ++++++ Wanted to buy: computer chair with wheels, proper back support and adjustable height. Please tel. 233512 or e-mail empanade@mweb.co.zw +++++ I'm looking for a jumping castle to hire for my daughter who will be having her 1st birthday party on Saturday, would you have an idea where I can get it. Your assistance in this matter, will be much appreciated. Kind Regards. Nanzie inyahunt@mweb.co.zw Telephone 70301 +++++ WANTED To purchase - two small secondhand bar fridges. Please contact Mrs Alexander on any of the following telephone numbers :- 246947 / 241289 or 091 225996 or email whitesto@mweb.co.zw +++++ MECHANICAL GRASS CUTTER SUITABLE FOR HEAVY WORK REQUIRED cwawn@gatorzw.com ++++++++ AFRICAN GREY PARROT FOUND DEAD IN OUR YARD A FEW WEEKS AGO cwawn@gatorzw.com ++++++++ TOOLS Thieves broke into the boot of my car on 17 February 2005. They stole my entire tool box, a few other bits and pieces such as electrical goods as well, but most importantly my one electrical meter, which will cost me nearly R3000 to replace with exactly the same model. May I ask your readers to keep their eyes open at auctions etc, or when they are buying tools from a slightly suspicious source, and advise me, or the police, if they think that some of this stuff might be any of my stolen goods. There were all sorts of items in my tool box such as adjustable spanners of various sizes, a mole grip, metric and imperial allen key sets, hammers such as my joiners hammer and 1lb hammer, a few screwdrivers, assorted half inch drive sockets, assorted hex screwdriver bits, quarter inch socket set, chisels, combination spanners, which were mostly drapers, and the list goes on. I also had some quite unusual items, in particular my hand drill, and a hacksaw. Other unusual items, which were stolen, and are incredibly expensive to replace, are my 25mm and 20mm masonry drill bits, my "Yankee" 24" pump screwdriver, my large ratchet screwdriver, half inch spark plug spanners x 2, my King Dick red coloured 'podger', and my electricians chisel. Makes of stuff, which were stolen are not cheap, namely:- Bahco Britool, Draper, Draper Expert Draper Elora Gedore King Dick Sandvik Snap-On Stanley. As for my meter, it's not something that an average electrician would have. I certainly have not seen any other electrician in Bulawayo with this particular type of meter! It is an insulation tester, brandname and model, BMD1 MEGGER Insulation Multitester. It is very distinctive being bright yellow, digital, and in a leather black box with two sets of leads. I have realised that I will probably not see any of the above again, so if anyone is selling good tools, could they please give me, Howard Sellick, a call on 245546 or 011 418007 +++++++ GATE MOTOR REPAIRS AND INSTALLATIONS Centurion Gate motors, supplied, serviced and repaired. Commax/Kocom Intercoms, remotes 1 to 4 channel receivers. House alarms,internal/external passives etc. Electric fence Energizes spares and accessories. Phone Gromark on 62706/60917 or Charles Groves on 011 405808 for more information. +++++++ HOUSE WANTED TO RENT We are looking for a house to rent in the Eastern Suburbs of Byo. It should have at least 3 bedrooms, good security and a borehole. Please contact Corneli Claassen at 011 610144 e-mail: cornelic@byo.colbro.co.zw Spike Claassen at 011 600570. Thank you. ++++++ Wheelchair, bedseat for bedpan, pair of crutches all in good condition. Massive outdoor workshop vice. 10 pairs of wheelchair sidearm - brackets. Phone: 234 757 011 416 937 ++++++ VEHICLE FOR SALE TOYOTA LANDCRUISER STATION WAGON 1986 2H Diesel. Excellent runner Reason for sale-downsizing fleet. Tel: Brian Austin 091 239708 +++++++ GARDEN COTTAGE FOR RENT - HILLSIDE : 2 Bedrooms, spacious, sunny living room with fireplace and attractive slate floor; burglar-alarmed with rapid response. Property walled. Live-in Worker optional. For more information call Chris Cunliffe at (086)2518. To arrange viewing, call Vanessa Bristow at (09) 246608. ++++++ Income Tax Withholding Tax In the recent amendments to the Income Tax Act Section 80 was amended to include ANY Registered Taxpayer. Such registered taxpayer ( note: not registered operator, this has nothing to do with Vat) must prove that he has furnished to Zimra his income tax forms. Zimra is then ordered to issue a tax clearance certificate. Zimra has chosen to ignore the Act and will not issue a tax clearance cert unless you produce: Certificate of Incorporation Last 12 months PAYE receipts Last 12 months Vat receipts 12/01;12/02;12/03 assessments Last 5 APD receipts Where a loss was reflected, a copy of the accounts. We fail to understand why the so called Valued customer should be inconvenienced to this degree. Where any registered taxpayer does not have a tax clearance then his debtor is obliged to withhold 10% of the total debt. This applies to every person you do business with, including MR Moyo from rural Zimbabwe and to whom you owe cash for cattle purchases or a runner from whom you have purchased goods. Look at both sides of the transaction. Are you registered? Yes. Have you got a clearance cert ?Yes . Give a copy to all your debtors so they dont withhold 10%. Now look at your creditors.Do your creditors have a clearance cert? If not withhold 10%. Taking Mr Moyo as an example. If you owe him money and he does not have a clearance cert, pay him 90% and remit 10% to zimra. If he is not a registered taxpayer and he owes you money he cannot deduct the 10% He must pay you in full. The 10% deducted must be paid to Zimra within 30 days and the person withholding the tax must( not may, he has no choice)supply the registered taxpayer with a certificate reflecting the full details. Remember the 10% belongs to the person who has been short paid. It must therefore be credited to his account at Zimra and not the payer`s account. The taxpayer who has suffered the 10% deduction should collate all such REV 5 forms; check they are stamped by Zimra and then reduce his next APD by the amount withheld. Zimra will no doubt be visiting you shortly checking your books and where you do not have clearance certs, asking you for the 10% plus full penalties. Watch payments to Tel one, Zesa etc. Strictly according to the law if they have not displayed the required tax clearance you must withhold 10% of your payment. Zimra have confirmed that all parastatals are affected. F.FARMER CONSULTANTS ++++++ 1) House for sale in Suburbs Character home in much sought after Park Road on sub-divisible corner stand , comprising 3 bedrooms, study or 4th bedroom, TV room, spacious lounge with fireplace, dining room, 2 bathrooms , fitted kitchen with scullery plus basic cottage and outbuildings. Asking price Z$800 million. To view phone 238395 mornings and evenings +++++++++++ 2) SGOFOTI--Support Group Of Families Of Terminally Ill operating in both Mpopoma and Pelandaba has launched a project called the Memory Box. The object is to help those who have lost loved ones cope with their loss and their grief. Unlike many of us who have cameras, video machines, tape recorders, photograph albums and the like, the people we are dealing with do not have any of these means of recording the lives of their mothers,fathers brothers,sisters and even friends. Workshops were held to introduce the idea of the Memory Box as a way of recording the lives of family by means of written stories,family trees,memetoes of any description and photographs (if they are lucky enough to have any).The boxes can be decorated in any way that the person chooses.People can then look at their memory boxes in the way people look at photograph albums. What we are asking for are scraps of wrapping paper and ribbon or anything else which may be suitable for people to decorate their Memory Boxes.I am happy to collect anything which people may want to contribute to this project if they telephone me at 238395. +++++ FOR SALE. ELECTRONIC KEYBOARD YAMAHA $1,5MILLION TUMBLE DRIER DEFY $2,5 MILLION SEWING MACHINE SINGER $4 MILLION VIVID DECODER WITH NETWORK $2,5 MILLION PHONE 011-713 714 OR 09-65848 ++++++ PLEASE WOULD YOU BE SO KIND AS TO PUT AN ADVERT IN THE MORNING MIRROR FOR THE FOLLOWING TEAK WOOD FOR SALE, CONTACT JOE 011 419 014 ++++++ Satin wood Art Deco Bedroom Suite comprising, wardrobe with pressed metal inlays, dressing table with framed bevelled mirror, granite topped washstand with tiled back. $ 8 million. Victorian double wardrobe with carved doors and central bevelled oval mirror and bun feet etc. $ 7 million. Two Victorian solid mahogany beds with barley twist posts and ball and claw feet. $ 3.5 million each. One Salton footspa, new $600 000. Looking for a gardener, either to share or fulltime, in the Kumalo area. Must have references. For any of the above please contact Glenda on 230021 or 0116066300 +++++++++ FOR SALE 8 Seater pine Diningroom suite with sideboard = $6 000 000 Phone:230708 Cell:023402574 +++++++ 1 Panasonic SD235 video 1 Moulinex Diva Coffee Perculator 1 floral upholstered rocker 4 plastic chairs and oval table (white) Oak whatnot Mukwa kist Jerry cans plastic Various lamps Silver Regal Tea/Coffee set with tray 1 large furnace blower for brass 1 small furnace and blower complete for zinc 1 power saw (homemade - does the job) 1 3 speed press drill 13mm chuck 1 150mm bench grinder 1 14 kg gas bottle 1 10kg gas bottle 1 plough disc skottle & 4kg gas bottle 2 portable braais 1 2 gallon monarch push through geyser 1 metal tool box 1 14" wheel rim Monarch pelmets - 1 x 850 2 x 1500 1 x 1850 1 x 2300 1 folding wooden table 1 formica table 1 x gas light and bottle 2 metal divans single 1 4" foam mattress 1 x 1m round garden table and 2 chairs (needs painting) 1 Dunlop Black Max squash racquet 1 Dunlop regulation racquet 1 eyelet punch 1 brand-new Prestige carpet sweeper 1 metal work bench 2 engineers vices 1 plumber's fitted vice TELEPHONE 206531 BEFORE 28 FEBRUARY OR 250517 AFTER 28 FEBRUARY. +++++ Young School Leaver looking for employment as a Book- keeping / Accountant. Qualifications 'A' & 'O' Levels Currently doing a B Com in Accounts through UNISA South Africa Contact: (09) 286240 / 242440 ++++++++++ FAREWELL Ray and Joan Wheeler would like to wish all our friends and associates a fond farewell, we are retiring to the Cape coast and wish you all every good fortune in the future. ++++++++++ CONDOLENCES DEEPEST SYMPATHY TO THE FAMILIES OF THE FOLLOWING:- BOB TOSHACK MARTIN ZWAMBILA MOIRA STOCKS ALLEN (MABUNS) Green PETER SOUTH DEARLY LOVED HUSBAND OF MARY GARNETT ROWENA PHILP DR HEALDER SITHOLE SANDRA SAUDAN TANAKA GUMUNYU - HIGHLY RESPECTED AND LOVED BY ALL AT T.S.A. HARARE AND BULAWAYO ++++++ TURNER - Peggy. Our dear old Aunty Peggy, so dearly loved for your wonderful sense of humour, and your loving and caring nature. We will treasure all the good memories, and will miss you more than words can say. Much love Dick and Sue ++++++ Margaret Cornelia (Peggy) Turner, beloved Mother of Tony, June and John, sister of Esme, Merle and Tom, Grandmother of Jay, Michael, Caron, Luke, Lael, Sandra, Francois, & Marcus, and Great-Grandmother of Shannon, Ashley, Morgan & Jamie, passed away on Tuesday, February 22. Funeral service will be on Tuesday, March 1, at 10 a.m. at Church of Ascension, Hillside. ++++++ TIDBITS To make us love our country, our country ought to be lovely. Edmund Burke